If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies...
blackielikesyellow: GO AWAY. DON’T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY DADDY. I fucking hate these posts.
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
top-oppa: A stupid question A compliment A story A poem About you Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me this actually seems pretty fun ^_^
Ask me stufffffff
Cause I’m super bored.
someone who never puts in effort to talk to you...
kimluvzcats: but on christmas they text you, “Hey merry christmas! I miss you why don’t you talk to me anymore??”
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
I got 99 problems and they’re all tickets to...
Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
I really need to fucking vent.
I don’t know how to deal with this on my own.
Set Fire to the Rain
sad-soulful-sleepyhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA omfg