May 2012
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say "Tomorrow I'm going to..." and they say "Don't you mean today?"
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
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When you text someone with a "Heyy :)" but they are like "Yess?" your reaction is..
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That awkward moment when you watch a Disney movie from your childhood
And at the end you’re just like:
While the other members of your family are like:
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13 year old bitches who thinks they're cool if they say they're not a virgin anymore or they smoke, or they do drugs...
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Walking into class on the first day of school and seeing what a horrible class you have
and you’re just like
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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
